Eveline

Dear sister,
school started only a week ago but if you were to ask me, I'd say it was eons ago. The words I would use to describe this shithole would be too vulgar for your pointy little ears, but let me try to explain anyway: I'm surrounded by idiots. I wish murder was legal here, but don't worry, I didn't kill anyone again. I tried, though: this one girl made fun of my mugwort stew, and dared to mention my missing tooth. It was only fair for me to flood her dorm room with scorpions. Anyway, she's in the hospital now. I hope you come back soon. By the way, I didn't take notes for you because I didn't feel like it. Maybe, don't leave for Milan next time that school starts and abandon your sister. But it's okay. You won't get any scorpions from me just yet.

Blessed be,
Eveline Kayal